The Onion Ad Nauseam Complete News Archives, Volume 13 Paperback - 2002 - 1st Edition

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WASHINGTON, DC-Another chapter was added to the infamous history of the U.S. News & World Report Mansion Saturday, when celebrity politico Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State and longtime fixture at the journalism and pleasure palace, was forcibly removed from the premises after removing his pants and drunkenly plummeting from a second-story balcony into a pool.

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