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Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral Hardcover - 2005

by Gayden Metcalfe; Charlotte Hays (With)


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Folks in the Delta have a strong sense of community, and being dead is no impediment to belonging to it. Down south, they don't forget you when you've up and died--in fact, they visit you more often. But there are quintessential rules and rituals for kicking the bucket tastefully, and having a flawless funeral is one of them. In this dishy collection of Southern humor and recipes, inveterate hostess and southern belle Gayden Metcalfe explains everything you need to know to throw a proper Southern funeral, such as: Can you be properly buried without tomato aspic? Who prepares better funeral fare, the Episcopal ladies or the Methodist ladies? And what does one do when a family gets three sheets to the wind and eats the entire feast the night before a funeral? Each chapter includes an authentic Southern recipe you'll need if you plan to die tastefully any time soon, including Pickled Shrimp, Aunt Hebe's Coconut Cake, and the ubiquitous Bing Cherry Salad with Coca-Cola. Even if you've never been south of Rochester, this book will charm, it will entertain, and it will give you all the ingredients for the perfect southern send-off.

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After the solemnity of the church service and finality of the grave, the people of the Mississippi Delta are just dying to get to the house of the bereaved for the reception.

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  • Title Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral
  • Author Gayden Metcalfe; Charlotte Hays (With)
  • Binding Hardcover
  • Edition First Edition
  • Pages 243
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher Hyperion Books, New York, New York, U.S.A.
  • Date March 16, 2005
  • Illustrated Yes
  • ISBN 9781401359348 / 1401359345
  • Weight 0.83 lbs (0.38 kg)
  • Dimensions 7.69 x 5.82 x 0.91 in (19.53 x 14.78 x 2.31 cm)
  • Library of Congress subjects Southern States, Southern States - Social life and customs
  • Library of Congress Catalog Number 2008300265
  • Dewey Decimal Code 393.097

About the author

Gayden Metcalfe is a native of Greenville, MS, where she has risen from holding several key offices in the Dirt Daubers, a pre-teen garden club, to executing various duties in the Greenville chapters of the Garden Club of America. She has served as the vice president of the Delta Council and publisher of Delta Wildlife magazine. She is married to Harley Metcalfe III and has two children. This is her first book. Charlotte Hays is a Delta native and former gossip column contributor at the Washington Times, New York Observer and New York Daily News. She lives in Washington, D.C.
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