From the publisher
This little book is all about me
It's about how I, and all the other bits in and around me, work - and how you and I are going to have to work together if we're both going to get what we want.
This book will give you uninhibited inside access to what sex and orgasms are all about from my point of view. It's a short, practical hands-on guide to keeping me happy with no punches pulled and no feelings spared. Be warned, I have a bit of a dirty mouth.
If you want a dry scientific manual of female sexuality and anatomy, which goes on and on for so long you lose interest in sex altogether, you're in the wrong place, baby.
If you treat me right I'll show you what you've been missing.
I thought I'd write the book purely for selfish reasons, because I've had it up to here (use your imagination) with all the fumbling, inept, and downright abysmal treatment I've had to endure over the years since my Owner became sexually active. Why she puts up with it, I do not know.
You guys really do need to learn how we vaginas work, that way you can give me the right attention once you get your hands into her panties. I know some of you may have been here before but, let's face it, you haven't been doing too well up to now, have you?
When it comes to sex, orgasms and how to treat a girl there's no real mystery; guys just need to understand that girls don't work in the same way as they do.
This book explains it all - straight from the horse's mouth!
Having great sex, like reading a good book, is all about starting at the introduction and opening chapters, sticking with it through the l-o-n-g middle section, and not stopping until you get to the climax and acknowledgements at the end.
Do this and you will make your Ruby very happy indeed. You will be transformed from fumbling apprentice to confident Casanova right before your girl's very eyes - and chances are she's going to want a lot more of what you've just given her!
That has to be a good thing, right?
I'll look forward to meeting you on the inside.
