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Very Bad Poetry Paperback - 1997

by Ross Petras/ Kathryn Petras

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Writing very bad poetry requires talent--inverse talent, to be sure-- but talent nonetheless. The 131 poems collected in this anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), "Very Bad Poetry" is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).

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Vintage Books, 1997. Paperback. New. 126 pages. 7.75x4.50x0.50 inches.
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Details

  • Title Very Bad Poetry
  • Author Ross Petras/ Kathryn Petras
  • Binding Paperback
  • Edition 1st
  • Condition New
  • Pages 144
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher Vintage Books, New York
  • Date 1997
  • Bookseller's Inventory # 1-0679776222
  • ISBN 9780679776222 / 0679776222
  • Weight 0.27 lbs (0.12 kg)
  • Dimensions 7.5 x 4.52 x 0.46 in (19.05 x 11.48 x 1.17 cm)
  • Library of Congress subjects American poetry, English poetry
  • Library of Congress Catalog Number 96051788
  • Dewey Decimal Code 821.008

From the publisher

Kathryn and Ross Petras are a brother and sister team who wrote The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said.  They live in New York City.

From the jacket flap

Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence.
The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy," they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism.
Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).

Excerpt

From "The Stuttering Lover" by Emerson Brooks (1894):

I lu-love you very well,
Much mu-more than I can tell,
With a lu-lu-lu-lu-love I cannot utter;
I kn-know just what to say
But my tongue gets in the way,
And af-fe-fe-fe-fe-fection's bound to stutter!
        

"The Potato" by Eliza Cook (1818-1839):

The useful and the beautiful
Are not far apart we know.
And thus the beautiful are glad to have,
The homely looking Potato.
On the land, or on the sea,
Wherever we may go,
We are always glad to welcome
The homely Potato.
A practical and moral lesson
This may plainly show,
That though homely, our heart can be
Like that of the homely Potato.

About the author

Kathryn and Ross Petras are a brother and sister team who wrote The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said. They live in New York City.