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(Not That You Asked): Rants, Exploits, and Obsessions
by Almond, Steve
- Used
- Fine
- Hardcover
- Signed
- first
- Condition
- Fine/Fine
- ISBN 10
- 1400066190
- ISBN 13
- 9781400066193
- Seller
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Las Vegas , Nevada, United States
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About This Item
New York: Random House, 2007 First printing of the stated first edition. Signed by Steve Almond directly on the half-title page; additionally, Almond wrote: "I F**ked Condi / Steve Almond." Faint toning to page margins, else book and dust jacket in fine, as new condition.
Synopsis
How does Steve Almond get himself into so much trouble? Could it be his incessant moralizing? His generally poor posture? The fact that he was raised by a pack of wolves? Frankly, we haven't got a clue. What we do know is that Almond has a knack for converting his dustups into essays that are both funny and furious. In (Not that You Asked), he squares off against Sean Hannity on national TV, nearly gets arrested for stealing "Sta-Hard" gel from his local pharmacy, and winds up in Boston, where he quickly enrages the entire population of the Red Sox Nation. Almond is, as they say in Yiddish, a tummler. Almond on personal grooming: "Why, exactly, did I feel it would be 'sexy' and 'hot' to have my girlfriend wax my chest? I can offer no good answer to this question today. I could offer no good answer at the time." On sports: "To be a fan is to live in a condition of willed helplessness. We are (for the most part) men who sit around and watch other men run and leap and sweat and grapple each other. It is a deeply homoerotic pattern of conduct, often interracial in nature, and essentially humiliating."On popular culture: "I have never actually owned a TV, a fact I mention whenever possible, in the hopes that it will make me seem noble and possibly lead to oral sex." On his literary hero, Kurt Vonnegut: "His books perform the greatest feat of alchemy known to man: the conversion of grief into laughter by means of courageous imagination."On religion: "Every year, when Chanukah season rolled around, my brothers and I would make the suburban pilgrimage to the home of our grandparents, where we would ring in the holiday with a big, juicy Chanukah ham."The essays in (Not that You Asked) will make you laugh out loud, or, maybe just as likely, hurl the book across the room. Either way, you'll find Steve Almond savagely entertaining. Not that you asked. "A pop-culture-saturated intellectual, a kindly grouch, vitriolic Boston Red Sox hater, neurotic new father and Kurt Vonnegut fanatic... [Almond] scores big in every chapter of this must-have collection. Biting humor, honesty, smarts and heart: Vonnegut himself would have been proud." -- Kirkus Reviews (starred review) From the Hardcover edition.
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Details
- Bookseller
- Idler Fine Books
(US)
- Bookseller's Inventory #
- 023253
- Title
- (Not That You Asked): Rants, Exploits, and Obsessions
- Author
- Almond, Steve
- Illustrator
- Erin Almond (Author's Photo); Lynn Buckley
- Format/Binding
- Hardcover
- Book Condition
- Used - Fine
- Jacket Condition
- Fine
- Quantity Available
- 1
- Edition
- 1st Edition
- ISBN 10
- 1400066190
- ISBN 13
- 9781400066193
- Publisher
- Random House
- Place of Publication
- New York
- Date Published
- 2007
- Keywords
- BIOGRAPHY, SINGLES, MAN-WOMAM RELATIONSHIPS, HUMOR.
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