You Know You're Fifty When Paperback - 1998
by Smith, Richard
- Used
The author of "The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex" teams up with one of today's cleverest cartoonists in a hilarious take on the perks and perils of turning 50. 40 cartoons.
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Details
- Title You Know You're Fifty When
- Author Smith, Richard
- Binding Paperback
- Edition Special
- Condition Used - Very Good
- Pages 128
- Volumes 1
- Language ENG
- Publisher Crown, New York
- Date 1998-05-04
- Illustrated Yes
- Features Illustrated
- Bookseller's Inventory # N15B-02474
- ISBN 9780767902106 / 0767902106
- Weight 0.33 lbs (0.15 kg)
- Dimensions 6.79 x 5.54 x 0.46 in (17.25 x 14.07 x 1.17 cm)
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Themes
- Generational Orientation: Elderly/Aged
- Library of Congress subjects Middle age - Humor
- Library of Congress Catalog Number 97047071
- Dewey Decimal Code 818.540
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From the jacket flap
Over the next 15 years, 45 million baby boomers will celebrate their 50th birthdays. With Smith as their guide, the Boomers will know exactly what lies ahead. Not only does turning 50 mean you survived your 40s, but you get to join the AARP, answer your front door in bedroom slippers, and spend your kid's inheritance on liposuction. You also know you're 50 when...
Your main form of aerobic exercise is getting up to change the channelAn obscene phone call makes you chuckleYou think a mosh pit is something found at the center of an exotic fruitYou wonder who'll die first--you or your moneyYou wish the "ol' ticker" had a quartz movement"Performance anxiety" refers to your golf game
With 200 of these cleverly illustrated clues and quips as well as comparison charts, entertaining graphs, and hilarious lists, "You Know You're 50 When... will be the must-have, must-give birthday present for every soon-to-be-50 American.