The Government Manual for New Wizards
by Matthew David Brozik, Jacob Sager Weinstein
- Used
- Paperback
- Condition
- VG
- ISBN 10
- 0740757326
- ISBN 13
- 9780740757327
- Seller
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Hopatcong, New Jersey, United States
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Synopsis
The comedic duo behind The Government Manual for New Superheroes is back, and this time they've brought their magic wands and enchanted artifacts. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a hilarious, mock-official handbook for wannabe witches and warlocks who need advice on recognizing the onset of wizardolescence, understanding the laws of magic (and the magic of laws), choosing (or being chosen by) the right magical items and enchanted artifacts, dealing with the dead (grateful and otherwise), successfully hosting magical exhibitions, and the proper care and feeding of magical creatures. Wands, charms, cloaks of invisibility, shoes of stealth (or sneakers), and other otherworldly accoutrements--it's all here, discussed tongue-in-cheek but with the utmost Governmental authority. This entertaining guide offers such sage advice as: * A demon is just as afraid of you as you are of it--provided, of course, that you are eight feet tall, composed of living fire, and capable of destroying a small village with a single angry thought. Otherwise, it doesn't find you frightening at all. * When selecting educational programs, do not be tempted by solicitations from wizardry parchment mills. A so-called degree from such a place is not worth the scroll on which it appears to be inscribed. The ink will disappear not long after the school itself does. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a sidesplitting spoof of all things wizard-y.
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- Bookseller
- Early Republic Books (US)
- Bookseller's Inventory #
- 63877T
- Title
- The Government Manual for New Wizards
- Author
- Matthew David Brozik, Jacob Sager Weinstein
- Format/Binding
- TPB
- Book Condition
- Used - VG
- Quantity Available
- 1
- Binding
- Paperback
- ISBN 10
- 0740757326
- ISBN 13
- 9780740757327
- Publisher
- Andrews McMeel Publishing
- Place of Publication
- Kansas City, Mo
- Date Published
- 2006
- Size
- 6x0x5
- Keywords
- Magic--Humor.--Wizards--Humor.--
- Bookseller catalogs
- Literature: History and Collections (General);
- X weight
- 6 oz
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- VG
- Very Good condition can describe a used book that does show some small signs of wear - but no tears - on either binding or...